Iannone Design a Philadelphia based design/build firm designed a cork sideboard that retails for $3,400. Only “plaid-platting” could drive up prices like that.

We spoke to known economist Ryan Hoffman about this, here are this thoughts. “For decades our economies have been based on the gold standard. For just as long economists have been wondering what’s next. I think our days of wondering are over; it’s plaid! The Celts got it right, we just got too wrapped up in the glitz and glamour of gold to realize it.”

Tomorrow when the commodities markets you know we will be selling our gold in favor of plaid.